The Cat has sunk to a new low to gain access to the homes of innocent humans so he can litter their kitchens with coupons. Our super secret spies have taken these photos of The Cat and his most trusted Sargent Cat trying on their newest disguises. Our trusted agents have discovered that The Cat's next plan is dress as the beloved Kris Kringle to enter human homes during the darkest hours of the night so that he may leave tempting coupons in their stockings; whether those stockings are hung by the chimney with care or strewn about the floor.
Please be careful while putting on your stockings, our dear followers, as we do not want you to get paper cuts on your toes from these dastardly delightful deals.
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The one on the bottom is a famous "Santa Claws". It is said that when forcing coupons upon children, this Santa Claws didn't feel the true gift of giving (probably because giving a coupon to a kid is like giving a computer to my grandma-- "what's a click?") Anyways, this famous feline started to purchase items with coupons and giving them to children in order to gain access to their homes. Once the trust is built, claws has been known to hide coupons in various spaces in your house. One child reported finding a coupon for a PlayStation inside his Xbox. Another found a gas coupon inside his electric cars glove compartment. Clearly this cats intentions are to shake up the economy so much that only coupons will work as the currency. This must end.
ReplyDeleteOh I just found a coupon for a free case of Pepsi in my 2 liter of Coke.