This video was found in the glove compartment of a known associate of the "questionable man", one Mr. Chuck Noris. Five time runner up in the international martial arts competitions held semi annually in Topeka Kansas... Noris is perhaps the strongest ally The Cat has amassed to date.

This video depicts the cat's dastardly training exercises and 8G mind altering video technology.

Although its not for the faint of heart, it is the real deal I assure you. Brought to you at great risk to life and limb by our very own double agent Nefarious Norman (www.myspace.com/nefariousnorman)

Perhaps this video will allow us to find the critical links or milk drips that will tie the Cat to an actual crime or malfeasance.

Stay thirsty my friends...

~Kordell Walker

On the Run!

Recently spotted, (not sure why it took so long to report it) a cat driving a car. It could only be the Cat's getaway car driver. That is really the only explanation.

It looks like this photo was taken from INSIDE the car. The Cat must have used one of his own coupons to get a discount on a camera phone to taunt us with this image.

If you see this cat, or any other cat for that matter, driving a car, get off the road! Cats are not known for being good drivers.

Another One Bites the Dust

Becky Swanson was last seen on February 16th 2010 using a "coupon" at a wine bar in Miluwakee, WI. It is possible the cat has used coupons and alcohol or coupons for alcohol to persuade her to see the cats perspective. Becky was alway a hard headed woman and probably was not as easy to persuade as the cat originally thought. If you have seen this woman with the questionable man and/or a cat please contact a member of our team. We can't let the cat get away with this.

The Cats Spotted Pajamas

This just in... I ran into this slinky slime ball at Felines Basement trying to buy all the pajamas with a $1 off coupon at participating Churches Chicken outlets.

Needless to say, my suspicions were aroused when he/she began frantically brandishing multiple coupons from its wallet claiming "same as cash" meant "give me my PJs sucka".

So, I tailed him in my Blue Ford Mustang until he pulled into the front yard of a decrepit house. This was not any ordinary house, it actually had an Indian food restaurant in the garage called appropriately "Ga Raj Mahal"

I rolled up my windows and waited in angst for the cat to emerge from its den of deceit and dastardly deviant debauchery; but he never came out.

My suspicions is that he knew somehow that I was tailing him and escaped through a secret tunnel or emergency underground ejection pod.

Recommendations are welcome... Perhaps we need to focus our search on Cat related activities such as passing fake coupons, wearing PJs, being jerks, giving scratches at monster truck rallies, eating at Indian Restaurants and enjoying a nice bowl of warm milk before bedtime.

Questionable Man Spotted!

He was seen boarding an airplane to Cuba. Clearly looking to create a coupon for Cuban Cigars. We all know what this could mean. Lets hope his "business trip" is "unsuccessful".

Cat in My House!

There is a cat in my house. I tried to get a photo of it, to see if anyone could identify it as The Cat, however this non-cat got nosy at the most inopportune moment.

I do not believe it is The Cat we are looking for as its name is Cat, it did not try to sell me any coupons at ridiculously low prices. In fact, it just became disgusted with me when I pretended to want to buy coupons from it and stalked away. Suspect cleared.

Dr Claw Suspect #2

Dr Claw and "Mad Cat" have been suspected for years of various crimes, but never something as low and dirty as coupon peddling. The photo shows Claw and Mad Cat stalking their next victim. We think it could relate to the latest deal: half off water sport rentals. She clearly looks the athletic type and would be easily persuaded by this unusually amazing deal.

We need more evidence on Dr Claw and Mad Cat. If you or anyone you know has seen this woman, Dr Claw, or Mad Cat. Please leave a comment. There could be hundreds of victims just like this one.

Building its following

The Cat's kitten minions are bringing cute duckies on to the side of the coupon. Don't be fooled by their adorable appearance. They are ruthless adversaries of the couponed kind. 

He's been spotted!

Can you identify this building? This is where the handler has recently been seeing, pushing his coupon agenda.

The Cat says...

U R a Contra.

Cat Found!

Could this be our suspect? And is Tyler the handler?

Cat Last Seen Here

Take a look at this website showing where the cat was believed to be hiding out.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMess.htm

This is Cat Handler Suspect Number One

The Cat's Minion

Beware.

Dat Cat

One time I was waltzing down a dusty ole road on a sweltering Southern night in Macon Georgia USA, and this cat asked me to come on in his house and get some free coupons that would save up to 90% at Ranham bowling in St. Paul Mn. Well my friends, that is a deal that is literally too good to be true. Ranham costs $2 a game but I figures hey, some day I might only have a handful (or four) wooden nickels and might want to toss a few rocks.

So I went in to the Cat's Old Tymey Lair... Little did I know that it was a bait n switch of classic "The Cat" proportions. Before I knew it I was sweat'n up a storm bust'n up that GD Cats Chiffarobe.

Need I say more?

Also...

The Cat has also been seen rubbing elbows with this nefarious character at fine dining establishments that take coupons.

If spotted, please do not approach them unless outfitted in a suit of armor. They are likely to cut with claws, knives or the sharp edge of a coupon.

Allow Myself to introduce Myself

Let me kick off this blog with a quick "your welcome". We are about to say things that may or may not be socially acceptable to cats. All of us contributers understand that we have, by speaking our minds (about cats and coupons), put our lives in danger. We will continue to search for the cat and his handler in order to bring about the peace necessary to live our lives. If you know anything about the cat (besides his daily clues) please bring it to our attention immediately. The cat has been running wild for almost a year now, and no one has stepped forth to stop him. We on the other hand are committed to bringing down the cat and the coupons he rode in on. So on behalf of all of us here at TKMC, you are welcome.