Sprinkles Found at Local Park with 22 Million in Coupons

Sprinkles Johnson, a heavy hitter coupon peddler, was found at Grant Park in South Dakota with over 22 Million worth of coupons. I've been working undercover for 18 months trying to catch this cat. When I approached her she used typical coupon peddling conversation starters and asked me if I liked to keep my money. I turned the tables (gun) on her and told her I'd rather take hers. At this point she ran. Luckily the dog SWAT team had assembled for the occasion and they were able to catch Sprinkles effortlessly. Sprinkles now has eight lives. She will be questioned and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.