Following a sketchy lead, I tried to question this nefarious character while out and about in the farm fields of MN, however cries of "Jackson 5!" drown out my line of questioning. As I was the last to shout "Jackson 5!", I was forced to surf on the cow.
Needless to say, I did not get my questions answered, nor will I try to talk to a cow again anytime soon. Cows do not speak English, French or Pig Latin, my preferred languages.
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