Team Groupon has made themselves known this year with rookie Chance Catstrong on the Tour De France. We have reason to believe Catstrong is not his actual name but a cover to hide his true coupon "peddling" ways. Rumors are Catstrong has been using some form of steroid because Groupon has recently sold many coupons offering wildly discounted deals at GNC and Vitamin World. Also, there was a deal at sunglass hut as well as the local Schwinn dealer. Many think the only reason the cat is in the race is to win more coupons from other bikers. Also of note, a man with questionable taste was running along side Catstrong with a waterbottle. We will keep you updated as we hear more information.
Updated: We've been getting a lot of questions about the cat's paws, and how they can't reach the pedals of the bike. As we understand it, the cat was allowed to use a smaller set of pedals found under his seat. At first they were not going to allow this but after some enormous groupons (to blockbuster and Papa Murphy's) showed up in the pockets of the officials, the rules were able to be changed.
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