Some people might not know this... but there are organizations like ourselves who are out to find out the truth about Cats. The Cat as we know him peddles coupons like a man selling bottled water outside the State Fair i.e. lies, deception, and false advertising.

Although this organizations targets all cats, we may want to take a page out of their play book in our own quest for truth, knowledge, a nine dollar hair cut, and THE CAT...

If we only knew what really happened here...

http://www.startribune.com/nation/100332034.html?elr=KArks:DCiU1OiP:DiiUiacyKU7DYaGEP7vDEh7P:DiUX

Ho Ho Horrible

The Cat has sunk to a new low to gain access to the homes of innocent humans so he can litter their kitchens with coupons. Our super secret spies have taken these photos of The Cat and his most trusted Sargent Cat trying on their newest disguises. Our trusted agents have discovered that The Cat's next plan is dress as the beloved Kris Kringle to enter human homes during the darkest hours of the night so that he may leave tempting coupons in their stockings; whether those stockings are hung by the chimney with care or strewn about the floor.

 

Please be careful while putting on your stockings, our dear followers, as we do not want you to get paper cuts on your toes from these dastardly delightful deals.

Unpleasant Surprise

Imagine my surprise and disgust when I went to drink my two mugs of coffee this morning and discovered not only had I been bugged/catted, but that The Cat had ruined my morning joe. I am sure this was some sort of plan to force me into using some sort of coupons to obtain coffee at a local coffee house. Little did The Cat know that I have a reserve of iced coffee drinks in my refrigerator.

Better luck next time, Cat.

Decoy Cat's Have been Deployed

We've been beginning to see what I like to call an "urban sprawl" of decoy cats in the wild. The decoy cats were made by an anonymous company who had been affected negatively by the cats drastically low coupons. Having decoy cats allows this company to collect information directly from the horses (cat's) mouth. Some decoy cats have infiltrated the cat's inner circle posse and have been able to collect vital information from the cat. We can now say with certainty that the cat does not bathe. He/she will sometimes lick itself until it is "clean." Other vital facts include but are not limited to: the cat does not wear pajamas, he/she meows 10-20 times per day, he/she enjoys meow mix but only if a coupon was used to purchase it,  and the cat has been let out of the bag.